Roleplaying

"We need you, captain" The voice said over the intercom.  Darhakralak chuckled.  It probably wasn't anything big, the empire always got the most serious of people to do send messages over the radio.  Darharak abducted the creature, and flew back to the nearest planet that was part of the Stone Beast empire.  "What is it now?" he asked.  "We going to start seeling spice, the most valuble commodity in the universe  I need you t-" Captain Darhakralak cut him off.  "Don't tell me you don't know how to sell spice.  Ridiculous." "Oh, umm...  Alright then.  Carry on."  The transmition went off.  The Captain resumed what he had been doing, and hummed to himself as he headed over to the home planet of the Jelly Bean Bird empire, to use the gravitation wave and destroy every insignifigant sentient being there.

Avette was totally oblvious to the coming doom. She was much too busy trying to kill an epic on her home planet. It wasn't currently causing any problems for her cities, but she was always looking for an excuse to have an adventure.... She flew her spaceship around the epic's head and nearly got blasted with a burning fireball from the creature's mouth. Avette didn't even know what she was shooting; she was too lazy to scan it right now. She jumped back as the intercom screen came on. She could see the fuzzy image of another jelly bean bird. Gareaier, mayor of one of her prosperous towns. "Captain! We have-" Avette cut him off. "Just a minute. Lemme get away from this epic..." She mumbled to screen. Gareaier glared at her as she steered the spaceship away from the dying epic. "What were you doing with that creature in the first place?! You should be out looking for more spice or colonizing or-" Gareaier stopped as Avette wasn't paying attention one bit. He decided to cut to the chase and explain the bad news. "Captain, we have recieved news that a large, unidentifiable spaceship is headed this way." "Perhaps its the Grox again?" Avette said half-heartedly. Before Gareaier could respond, the screen went blank. Avette blinked and then began to get worried. She should probably go take a look....

Caprain Carhakralak, the engineer of their oncoming doom, took his spaceship down to the planet, right after disrupting all comunications.  He soon took over every comunication screen, and began with: Your probably wondering what this is, and I'm here to asnwer you: It's complete and utter take over by the recent addition to the galactic community, the Stone Beast empire.  Wait one moment before I continue, they're paying me to run this." and he rolled the two minute long Stone Labs commercial.  When it ended, he got back on.  "Don't worry, your death will be quick, if painful.  I've never actually expirenced the gravitation wave myself.  Now, let it begi-  Oh, wait, it's not charged yet.  Uh, wait one moment..." he quickly hummed to himself for a few minutes, as an entire planet watched.  "Any second now..." he waited another few minutes, picking at soemthing on the control pad.  "Actually no, not really.  It should take a few more minutes.  But, on the bright side, it's 98.76429% charged, so it should be soon."

"Um...  Let's see..." Captain Darhkralak turned off the intercom, but not all the way, unaware that teh entire planet could faintly hear him.  He pressed the button for the engineering wing.  "What do you mean, "Malfunctioning"!?!  Did you drop something in there?  Roast Fahk, perhaps? the stunned silence of the cheif of the engineering and weapons management wing told him everything he needed to know.  He argued for a few more minutes, and turned the intercom back on, saying: " We're experiencing some...  Er...  Technical dificulties.  Please stand by, your doom has been postponed indefinietly, but has not been forgotten." he turned on some elevator music, and slumped in his chair, groaning. 

Avette stared for a moment, then she began to giggle. The giggle turned into a full-fledged laugh that sent her sprawling on the floor. She caught her breath, put on her hat, and hopped back into the captain's chair, glancing around to make sure no one had been watching. "Well then...We'll see about this 'gravatation wave' now won't we?" Avette said with a smile. Then she frowned. "Do you really think that completely turning off the intercom will help you?" Avette muttered. This time she would not dally over what weapon to select~ she had already chosen that in her mind. "Now...Where is that Mini-U button- Oh here it is!" She hit the bright green square-shaped button and watched a much-smaller, remote-controlled version of her own ship was released from the loading-bay doors. It headed toward the Stone Beast Empire's spacecraft with the intent to try to find out some usefull information, before Avette obliterated them. An odd beeping noise began to fill the cabin. "Oh now what is that?!" Avette moaned.  She ignored it until a small orange light began to flash. A monochrome, pre-recorded voice then spoke. "Low Fuel Levels." Avette sighed and decided she would go visit one of her cities and refuel, as soon as the mini-U finished its work...

Captain Darhakralak groaned once more, before saying over teh intercom a final time "It seems that your doom will have to be an operation carried out at a later date.  Please stand by." and with that, the captain short circuited every communication device on the planet, and retreated, ready to give the cheif of the engineering and weapons management wing a peice of his mind, in the form of a e-mail detailing how many ways the captain despised him, firing him, and taking a chunk out of his arm with his teeth.  And with that, the space ship retreated to it's own system, to have the stone labs repair the gravitation wave, with the mini-U inside of it. 

Avette watched the enemy spacecraft fly off into the distance, then turned to the controls again. To her dismay she saw that all communications had been disabled. "Ack- Well, I think I can get home without it, its not that far.." She assured herself. The orange light was flashing brighter then ever, and Avette growled at it to stop already. Suddenly all the lights flashed, once, then twice and went out, as did most of the electricicity powered parts of her ship. "Oh WONDERFUL.. Spode help me." She grumbled under her breath. She banged on several buttons and then manuevered her craft  toward what she hoped was her home planet, though it was currently impossible to tell since all the map systems were down. 

As Captain Darhakralak's ship approached the stone labs, the remains of engineering and weapons management wing, which were holding a pink slip, were ejected from the ship, and rocketed down to earth, destined to burn in the atmosphere.  The Stone Labs people removed the bits of gunk and meat from the apparatus of the Gravitation Wave, repaired a few things, and assingned a new cheif to the weapons management wing on Captain darhakralak's ship.  To cool off a bit, the Captain set off for a mere civilized planet, so that he could steal all the spice.  It really wasn't hard.  

Konide's ship was passing the jelly bean bird empire when he encountered some old enemies... pirates. these pirates were organised. they had no price listings on their heads, no recognisable code, and more importantly, they were armed. Konide knew he wouldnt be able to get back to a groxian world with enough fuel. Konide's ship was hevily damaged by the attack, and he had to land at the nearest occupied planet. he set his ship's corse for the jelly bean bird empire. there wasnt much time to plan.
 Konide had, infact been expecting an ambush. he realised what a terrible mistake he made, leaving the outpost without making sure his ship was fully charged.he activated his ship's comunicator devices, hoping for the best.

A planet in a huge spiral galaxy. 

You are a creature in the vast network of the Galaxy. You must survive, conquer, trade, ect. depending on what stage you choose. However, all three stages are connected in various ways, as I will state later....

1. Creature Stage~ 

You are a strange creature living on a strange planet. You live in your ground nest with the rest of your kind, surviving whatever comes your way. Dangers include: Starvation, Epics (giant versions of regular creatures) Spaceship attacks/abuctions, other angry/dangerous creatures....the list goes on and on... 

2. Tribal Stage~ 

Similar to creature stage, but also very different. You creature now lives in a tribe, dances and weapons included. You can harvest fruit from nearby trees, or 'hunt' local wildlife. (Which technically are animals from creature stage) Obviously other tribes can attack, or you can offer them gifts and become allies. 

3. Civlization stage~ 

You now live a small city, civlized as far as possible. There is still the danger of spaceship attacks, epic attacks ect. You can be either the leader of your nation, or just a citizen in one of the cities. There are other nations to contend with, so...yeah.... 

4. Space Stage!~ 

In my opinion, the best stage so far :D You are the captain of a large (or small) Spacecraft, with which you can leave your home planet and explore the reaches of space.... (You can't go beyond your own galaxy though XD) You can fly to other planets and 'steal' things from them. Other spaceships can destroy you obviously, so don't forget to refuel and stuff on other planets ;D

Not all planets are occupied, so you can claim some for your own and set up colonies there :D 

Of course, some are already colonized, and might attack your ship if they are hostile enough. 

 

Based on the totally epic videogame by Maxis/EA. The name of this rp is also the name of one of their Expansion packs, so...Tons of Credit to them for making it! 

same as other rp's :D

1. No swearing

2. no disgusting conduct (aka, kissing ect.)

3. No "perfect creatures" 

4. No killing another character without permission, bla bla bla XD 

5. No taking over other people's planets without permission (for spacestage, lol)