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Viewing SocialBookWorm's Farm - Spyre Farms
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Hi, there~ My name is Dani, and I'll be your tour guide today here at the lovely and scenic Spyre Farms. Please forgive the current appearance -- we're just starting to get back on our feet after a recent absence. As of yet there is only one enclosure housing all our raptors, but we hope in time to procure a second so that the deinonychi don't try to eat the troodons, which has been something of a problem lately. Each dinosaur is given the utmost in personalized care -- I'm very sorry, sir, but I can't tell you how many days since the last work related accident. Please note that for your protection, electric fences surround the enclosures -- that way you can see the dinosaurs, but they can't get you. Sometimes you might notice a dinosaur attacking the fence, but please don't be alarmed. It's all just a game to them, and you're the to-- audience. They like to perform. Yeah. That. As for our founder, Miss Spyre is a bit of a strange one, prone to sudden wandering fits that take her to other places with no word of warning, so occasionally the farm falls into a bit of disrepair -- but worry not! Because we here at Spyre Farms strive to take the very best care of the dinosaurs housed here, and if worse comes to worst, there's always cryostasis! And that's the end of our tour! We hope you enjoyed your visit to Spyre Farms. The gift shop is to your left, the exit is to your right, and certain death lies the way we came. Take care, and have a wonderful day! <3




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