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Viewing BlackWolf23's Farm - Tyrants of Terrorism
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"Welcome to the Prehistoric Zoo. I'm Clarence and I will be your guide today." You follow Clarence into the zoo. As you enter, you here a bellow. You look around. "What you heard was the call of a male Brachiosaurus." Clarence points towards some trees and you see a head rise from them. You get excited. "Here, we have only eight prehistoric carnivores." Suddenly, you see something flying in the sky. "That's the mother Pteranadon." "Keep all of your belongings to yourself." Clarence then whistles. You suddenly see a black male German shepherd and a Smilodon cub come running up the path. "This is Midnight and Saber the saber-tooth." You look bewildered. "Don't worry. He's harmless." A go-cart arrives followed by a tourist truck. "Well hop aboard." You hop on and Clarence shows you around, saying: 1. Keep arms, legs, and heads in truck. 2. Do not feed the animals. 3. No yelling at animals. 4. Do not tease the animals. 5. Take can of pepper spray or tazer gun just in case a carnivore escapes. 6. When in petting zoo, do not torture animals. 7. When viewing fish, do not tap on tank. 8. Have a great day and don't climb the fences!




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